Rotten Brainiers

We are not okay. But our shirts are fire.

Born in the endless scroll of TikTok, Discord memes, and brain-melting meme pages, our brand exists to celebrate the absurdity of it all.

You’ll find classical art corrupted by Giga Chad. Sad frogs floating in neon voids. Random text that means nothing — and everything.

We don’t follow trends. We follow the voices in our head that said:

"Put Shrek on the Sistine Chapel ceiling."

This is for the chronically online. The rot-maxxed. The beautifully unhinged.

Whether you’re doom-scrolling in your hoodie or explaining why your t-shirt has a crying emoji crucifixion scene, just know ...

You’re home now

Welcome to the brand of the brain rotted.